Monday, February 27, 2006

Loop, Hoop, and Swoosh

As usual, I'm glad that no one reads this. I figure that if people actually did read this, I would have had some death threats already for putting up the cartoons. I mean, those Danish cartoonists are a tough bunch. They were probably pissed that I didn't think that the cartoons were funny. If I had been threatened with my life, I would have had to do the only logical thing - post the rest of the cartoons to prove that they weren't funny.

The Illini seem to be playing better. We took a tough loss up at Michigan, but that will happen when a good player like Daniel Horton just goes off on you, and the other teams makes all of their free throws. We've still got some time to make some adjustments. For example, we need to get into our offense a little faster, and to keep up the intensity. We're still forcing too many shots as the clock gets down under 8 seconds. And we could use some faster entry passes. But, I think that Bruce is an avid reader here, because we've definitely been using two bigs on the floor more and more. And we're not running the three-guard lineup with Richie against a small forward a whole lot, either. And that's good. We've got 2 road games that we have a shot of winning. I think that it would say quite a bit for this team to finish 11-5, after taking that bad loss against Penn St. And I still think that we should be favored on a neutral court against anyone in the Big Ten. I stand by my original prediction of Elite 8, provided that we don't slide down to a 4 seed.

And I think that Dee Brown and James Augustine need some special recognition for being flag bearers for this school. They are class acts on the court, and by all accounts, off the court. And I'm not saying that because Dee bought me a shot at Kams last fall, or because Auggie was chatting me up during flag football intramurals. You would see how pleased they were to talk to fans, to sign autographs, etc. I don't think that either player was as good, as say, Brian Cook or Kendall Gill. But I think that they meant more to this school than either. They play the game hard, they play the game well, and they played the game with honor. They helped keep this program afloat after losing Coach Self. These were Chicago guys who made it cool to stay home, and will have an impact on this program for years to come. And let's just say that next year, senior night with Warren Carter, Rich McBride, and Marcus Arnold won't have quite the impact (though Rich may just be going for 22 points a game next year, and may make me eat my words, and to be honest, Warren is one of my favorites of all time - he's the Manny Ramirez of Illini basketball). Thank you, seniors.

I've been moving my office hours to the coffee shop. I think that it's time to raise the stakes and move it to a bar/grill this week. I mean, no point just sitting there with coffee, when I can have a two-martini power lunch. But that's just me.

-Chairman

Friday, February 17, 2006

These Things Aren't Even Funny

Okay. This is a little late. But since it's still going on, we'll comment on it. I don't get the whole uproar over the Islam cartoons. Only one of them is even funny. If you're curious as to which one is funny, see below:

The only funny one out of the 12. Not bad, really.

So this one is pretty funny. Dudes looking like they had just blown themselves and a few innocent bystanders up with C4 strapped to the chest waiting in line to claim their virgins in heaven, only to find out that Microsoft didn't make enough XBox 360's... er, virgins... How many do you get, anyway? And do they stay virgins in heaven? Or do they just become normal after you un-virgin-ize them?

As for the rest of the comics... I mean, the rest of them are pretty lame. But I can see why you would want to riot. Because the cartoons totally weren't funny. And if there's something that I hate, it's unfunny cartoons. I mean, look at this one. Totally sucks. It looks like someone drew this while daydreaming in DiffEq lecture. And it's not even in English. So lame.


Poorly drawn. Not even in English. Lame.

And now the best part is that some newspapers won't even run these cartoons, and people are going nuts over it. Check out the NYT article about some of our DI guys. My two cents? I'm glad that they were suspended for reprinting 6 of the cartoons. I don't know which ones that they reprinted, but at least 5 of them weren't funny. I think that no responsible newspaper editor should run these cartoons. At least the 11 that aren't funny. We already have enough unfunny cartoons in our newspaper. For example, all of our student-drawn comics in the history of the DI, save Blue Rice, Pills, and The Way Life Should Be. And many of the professionally-drawn comics suck, too. Like Garfield. Or For Better or Worse. Or Family Circus. Or Ziggy. Or Cathy. Or... you get the picture. People who keep feeding us this crap like that should be suspended. In case anyone's curious, a good cartoon would be The Boondocks, which is a modern-day Doonesbury (which is still excellent).

I don't know. And what does this say about the Danish cartoonists? These Danish cartoons just don't do cartoonists justice. If I was a cartoonist, I'd want to move to Daneland because apparently they print cartoons that aren't very well drawn and aren't funny. I bet that it's easier to get a job as a cartoonist in Daneland. Where the heck's Daneland, anyway?

Oh well.

-Chairman

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Weaknesses Exposed

Well, so I'm in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, swaying back and forth in my cabin, when I realize that the Illini game may be on TV. Big mistake. If I didn't already want to vomit, I pretty much had to after I flipped it on and saw that we were down by 18. Ouch. Actually, after I turned on the TV, we didn't really play that bad. We got down by 21, and then actually made a 12-0 run, and cut it to 9. But, they turned it up on defense, and we weren't able to really stop them on D (since we were gunning for turnovers at that point, and didn't have time to try to just lock down). They brought it back up to 17, and we made another run to get it to 10. But that was about it. Ran out of time.

From what I saw, it was the same story. We didn't play our two bigs together, and we have problems with this three guard lineup on defense. Ohio St. spread us out, and we weren't able to recover quickly enough, and they got open looks. And apparently, they shot the lights out in the first half (which I missed).

So, my question is this... when do we force other teams to deal with both of our bigs and force Auggie to extend out on D? Teams are comfortable only running one post player on us, and we counter with running 3 guards. Only, it puts us in a bad situation on our offensive end. Perhaps we should force Auggie to defend out there, consequences be damned, so that we can run our best offensive lineup out there.

Of course, if Randle were even a 30% shooter from 3, we'd be just fine. But he shoots 21%. And even that number seems high. Which is strange, because his stroke doesn't look like it should be that bad. Last year, we'd run Powell at the 4 often, and he wouldn't hurt us at all on the offensive end. He was an adequate shooter from outside, and could work in the post at times. This year, all we get out of Randle is the hustle points from loose balls, follow ups, and the occasional dribble penetration. And why don't we try to punish teams for running small lineups out there against us? I don't know.

We'll see if we can get anything figured out.

-Chairman

Monday, February 06, 2006

I Love Lucy (Van Pelt)

So for those of you who are into comic strips, you'll all know Lucy Van Pelt. She's the one who plays football with Charlie Brown. Specifically, she's the holder for Charlie Brown's field goal kicks. And whenever Charlie Brown is just about to kick the ball through the uprights, Lucy will pull the ball away, and Charlie Brown will miss, slip, get thrown up in the air, and fall on his back/head. While this happens, Lucy will start laughing at Charlie Brown, be very pleased with herself, and basically call Charlie Brown a little sissy bitch while she stomps him once in the nuts.

Now, I think that all of us have a little Charlie Brown in us. We're often suckered into thinking that we are wonderful, only to have things crash down on us. And, really, this is what happened to our Illini on Saturday night against Penn St. We got suckered into thinking that we were impervious at home. And really, when I look back at it, I think that this one falls back to coaching style, really.

Gene Keady never won the big one. His teams were usually good, very disciplined, and ran the system that he installed. But that strength was often the downfall against opponents that recognized that and found ways to combat that. The system creates this "right" way of doing things that you have to believe will overcome whatever the environment throws at you. What the system does not do is create an environment that is particularly adaptable. And sometimes teams that have no business beating you score an upset. That seemed to happen to Gene quite often in the big dance. And Bruce Weber is a long-time disciple of Gene Keady's. And we see some similarities (thanks to The Jig).

Penn St. took a page out of North Carolina's book from last year's championship game, and then edited it a little bit. They ran three different defenses against us, and never played any one of them long enough for us to develop a real rhythm. They went man (which never works, but you have to almost do it so that the other schemes work better), 2-3, and 1-3-1. Not matchup, but straight up 1-3-1.

All in all, this an ingenious combination. First of all, they set the matchups such that we needed to run 3 guards to play our best defense. So, our line up goes Dee, McBride, Jamar, Randle (or Warren), and one of the bigs. This left Rich playing the 3 spot, where he was undersized. Visions of Roger getting dominated on D against Iowa, Ohio St., and UNC came to mind. But we'll go with that later. Where I want to go now is with the Illini offense.

On offense, we had two guards who were relatively inexperienced in Jamar and Rich (who is in his first season as a starter). Neither of them look particularly comfortable in the motion, and certainly neither of them have a superior understanding of where to move. That's a problem. Add on the presence of Randle, who just can't shoot past 8 feet, and that becomes a big problem. In the past, we've always had a forward that can step out to 17 and hit open jumpers. Nick Smith and Jack Ingram were very helpful in that regard. We don't have that this year. Auggie seems relatively comfortable with that 17 foot baseline J off the pass. But Pruitt's range stops at 4 feet, and Randle's stops at 8 feet. That would be the logical place for Warren, but Warren is Warren. Anything outside needs to come from the guards.

So, back to our guards. When you have a team that's running 2-3, you need to attack the free throw line, or attack the wings with a skip pass or fast reversal. When you have a team that's running 1-3-1, you can't attack the free throw linewith abandon, and need to attack the corners. When a team keeps changing up their defense, you need to be able to adjust to where your motion attacks. When you have inexperienced guards, that becomes difficult. Particularly when you don't have the mentality to just force the ball inside, and live with what comes out of grunt work inside (which, actually, I thought was the best option all night). And more importantly, why we didn't switch over to playing 2 bigs, and pound them with high-low, I don't know. We would've killed them on the glass (it's hard enough to board out of the zone, much less when we're that much bigger and more athletic). We probably would've lost something with our offense, but really, they only had a couple scorers, and we could've adjusted to what they were running.

Penn St. took advantage by forcing us into a 3-guard lineup on defense, and then attacked our offense with different looks that forced our inexperienced guards to shift on the fly. Ordinarily, that wouldn't have really mattered a whole lot. Our defense would have shut them down and kept them to 50. Only on Saturday, it didn't.

I don't know if it comes through in the stat sheet, but McBride's guy killed us. There was a serious weakness there - inability to stop penetration, the inability to defend the post, and the inability to box out and rebound were all there. It reminded me so much of how we would leave Powell in there to get killed last year. Eventually, we switched matchups with Randle and McBride (very late in the game), after they had done a lot of damage from the 10 minute mark in the 2nd half forward. But even then, you'll notice that McBride's man got the last offensive rebound and put back to win the game for Penn St. And even before that, we had lost about 6 points or so due to McBride's defense. I don't disagree that his shooting was good for us, but we couldn't have him at the 3 position. But last year we'd be okay because we could put either Luther or Deron on a bigger guy on defense and be fine (Deron with his strength, and Luther with his ability to rebound with big men). This year, we can't do it.

Which goes back to one of my ongoing concerns. I still worry about Bruce Weber as an in-game coach. From what I've seen, he recruits well, he develops a good game plan, and he has the team prepared. But when teams have matchup advantages on us, we tend to let them run with it. Usually, we've been good enough to win anyway. But every once in a great while, we lose when we shouldn't because we don't make adjustments. I hope that this is the only time this season that this happens. It only happened once last year (Ohio St.), and even in the championship game, we were getting good looking shots in the first half, but were just missing. Against Penn St., we weren't getting good looks at all in the 2nd half, and we were never able to make the adjustment. Obviously, I'm using the exceptions to prove the rule, but when you're as good as we are, you look at how the losses happen. And I think that there's a trend.

Oh well. Let's see how we bounce back. Back to work in the Big Ten. All of a sudden, we're looking at 11-5 or 10-6, and needing to fight to win a share of the Big Ten, much less take it outright. I still think that 12-4 is possible, though it would take us winning that 5th road game. Regardless, this team is still poised to make a run in March, and maybe even April. Our players are still getting better, and hopefully our in-game coaching will, as well.

-Chairman

Friday, February 03, 2006

Who's Lurking Out There?

What I'm still curious about is who the heck actually reads this thing. You figure that you've got the TFS crew, more or less. CJ and the Jig? OD? But apparently, I get about 10-15 different visitors a day. From random places like Minnesota or Virginia or Germany. Given that I'm a moron, that's about 10-15 more than I figured would actually read this thing.

Anyway, this weekend should be rather memorable. On the agenda:

Friday - The Singles Club Presents: No Limits Disco
Saturday - Illini Game and Brazilian capoeira fund raiser (whatever that means)
Sunday - Super Bowl XL

And a bunch of work that should've been done earlier in the week, but we'll deal with that when the time comes. Or Sunday night. Whichever comes last.

I had a bit of wisdom thrown at me earlier today. It went something like, "Well, the way to figure out how much you like her is to go out with about 10 different girls. Then you'll probably realize that you didn't really like her as much as you thought."

How can you go wrong with that logic?

-Chairman

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

One Down, Two to Go

So, in my previous Illini hoops posting, I suggested that we needed 3 more road wins to get to 12-4 and to win the Big Ten. Well, the first step happened in convincing fashion tonight. We thumped Wisconsin 66-51 at their place. This puts us temporarily in first place all alone, and more importantly, this leaves our Big Ten destiny in our own hands.

I think that we came out a little too amped up. Within the first 2 minutes, we missed 3 shots (including a dunk by Randle), 2 free throws, and found ourselves down 6-0. Our looks were fine, and I was OK with Wisconsin getting those two deep ones. You had to figure that our D was going to come through and make it harder on them, which it did. We came back strong to actually take the lead going into the first TV timeout.

And then the wheels almost came off. Rich got 2 quick fouls, we couldn't hit anything other than inside stuff from Randle, and Wisconsin reeled off a 13-6 run before we called timeout. What got scary was that after the timeout, we didn't really score, and then Jamar went off and fouled one of their guys when they were shooting a 3. Whoops. They were up 24-13, when we got things going again. The D turned up a notch, and we held them scoreless for about 8 minutes, while our shooting got back on track. It was strange - you blink, and then boom. We're up 26-24. And we even stretched it out to 8 points, before we eneded up by 6 at the half.

The second half was generally solid, as Wisconsin hung around, made a little run, before we put together a run to close out the game. And as usual, our defense made us go. We ended up with 10 steals, and they all seemed to lead to easy buckets. It was fun to watch us pretty much own them on that end of the court. They definitely were able to get some nice looking buckets, creating isolation opportunities for Tucker. But Randle held his own. And really, they died from beyond the arc, as they started our 2 for 2, but ended up 1 for 18. Ouch.

As I was watching, I was impressed by our team D. They were running this high 4-1, with a bunch of motion from 25 feet away, and then trying to create isolations for Tucker and Taylor. I don't think that you can really keep them from getting those every once in a while, but at the same time, we were all over the place, punishing them when they were forced into having their other players handle the ball. I think that this goes back to other teams needing to have 5 guys who can legitimately makes passes to really beat our defense consistently. Wisconsin clearly didn't have it, as their big men were stiff, and just didn't seem comfortable against pressure. The offense was solid, but not spectacular. We need to get Randle some confidence in that 8-15 foot range. He can get that shot whenever he wants. And really, that's the shot that Rich has brought in, and scored effectively on over the last couple weeks. If Rich is an honest 3rd option (and I mean 10 points a game from here on out), then we become a very scary team.

Anyway, this puts is at 20-2, 6-2 in the Big Ten. We'll handle Penn St. The next interesting test is at Ohio St. We'll have some revenge in mind after last year's debacle. We're still looking at 25-5, and 11-5 in the Big Ten as a worst case scenario, really. That may be enough to tie for the conference championship. And we have a legit shot to win this thing outright at 12-4 (or maybe even 13-3 if things fall in the right places). We're probably not going to win in both Ann Arbor and Lansing, so I think that 14-2 is a bit too ambitious. But most of the other contending Big Ten teams are looking at 10-6. Oddly enough, Iowa is probably the biggest threat to us, as they look to be able to finish up 11-5 (though they are a very unpredicatble team that can be very bad at times). I don't know, but I wouldn't be shocked if we won the Big Ten by 2 games.

Anyway, for now we're first in the Big Ten, a 1 seed in Bracketology, and looking like a legit Elite 8/Final 4 team. Exciting stuff!

-Chairman