Hopeless Romantic

Let's just say that a certain someone had an awesome Valentine's Day this past Monday.

Our hero manages to sleep until about 11:30, and then mopes around the house until he has to go teach at 2 and 3:30. Then, he finishes up teaching, and then hides from students in his office until about 5:45, at which time he heads out to go to volleyball practice for 2 hours. Then, he jumps into an IM basketball game so that his buddy's team doesn't have to forfeit, before he finally leaves the gym at 9.

Our hero then wanders to Popeye's for some takeout, and one the way home decides to detour into Wendy's drive-thru to get a Frosty.

But it doesn't stop there. Our hero then forgoes a shower, and instead plops onto the couch to watch mediocre TV on his DVR, while scarfing down fried chicken and frozen fake ice cream.

So on one hand, this was the most awesome Valentine's Day ever. But on the other hand, everyone's reminded again as to why this guy is single.

-Chairman